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Anonymous asked:

All you bitches know how to do is manifest and masturbate

mctreeleth:

lipstvcked:

lmaoo

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Anonymous asked: how are ya feeling?

slaughteringbunnies:

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Anonymous asked: is jake gyllenhaal gay??

helloitsbees:

dailynarnia:

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

happy pride month to this post specifically

Anonymous asked: Why are you fat?

super-weiss-64:

proletarianprincess:

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

red-mercer:

ace-of-the-cards:

galaxy-lilies:

elevenis-my-doctor:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.

i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh

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Anonymous asked: WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

mens-rights-activia:

sensicalabsurdities:

oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva:

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

blessedimagesblog:

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korra-of-the-watertribe:

milf-adjacent:

optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

man I couldn’t do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green’s cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

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god I wish that were me: a compilation

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